Seriously… 2013 is almost halfway over and we still haven’t invented contacts that use infrared to show us where the shit we misplace is. We’re doing this all wrong.

uniquenicci:

i swear if yahoo change anything i’m gonna fucking leave

Me too. I’ll be out dis bitch. *z snaps*

(via undeniablytroubled)

Anonymous:
Both your parents are german or you were born there Or .... ?

My mom’s side. I don’t know my dad or his family.